"Out with friends or at home with a glass of wine."
What literally every single woman on OK Cupid does “on a typical Friday night.” (via dion-thesocialist
Currently at home with a glass of wine, but it’s Tuesday… good luck finding me, my phone, or my glass of wine on a Friday.
|Ma:||Didn't you go out on one of these boats for your senior trip?
|Me:||I didn't graduate from Rockland high school, remember?
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will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
Doug is typically brought up multiple times a week… if Doug hasn’t been in your life recently, we probably aren’t on speaking terms. #doug
I’m sorry, she’s too damn old for a baby. she’s got 4 kids! Tammy Sue, its over hun.
pushing a man to have a baby he don’t want is not a good idea!
Divorce #3 [insert a Vicki woohoo]
"For all the times when the world got the best don’t stress
next time you’ve just gotta learn to care a little less"