Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
"To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years."
please watch your language when you talk about children. they are not animals, they are not natural disasters, they are not evil little monsters, they’re just tiny people who are 100% dependent on the adults in their lives and i find it disturbing that people think it’s hilarious and cute to talk about how much they hate them
humans are animals, therefore children are animals so
I dislike children and I’m proud of it
I’m so allergic to them.
"Out with friends or at home with a glass of wine."
What literally every single woman on OK Cupid does “on a typical Friday night.” (via dion-thesocialist
Currently at home with a glass of wine, but it’s Tuesday… good luck finding me, my phone, or my glass of wine on a Friday.
|Ma:||Didn't you go out on one of these boats for your senior trip?
|Me:||I didn't graduate from Rockland high school, remember?